how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
