What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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