I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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