I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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