omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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