similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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