no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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