They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Vodka?
Forever.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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