he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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