a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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