let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Randomize
