? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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