Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Randomize
