You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There's always time for handjobs
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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