I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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