Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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