Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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