by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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