WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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