You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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