im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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