she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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