I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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