i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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