We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I party with great urgency now.
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