If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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