sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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