wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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