The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Randomize
