why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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