Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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