my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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