Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
