My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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