I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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