yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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