she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
