It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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