So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This is the high leading the old right now
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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