"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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