This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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