But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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