he thought i was a dude.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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