Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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