Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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