i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm drive I can fine osifer
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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