I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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