There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
soo... how was my night?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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