oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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