jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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