well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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