Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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