Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just high enough for therapy.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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