My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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