My nipple is on Facebook.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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