it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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