just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
He has the fingertips of a God
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